Perversity 3 White House Reveals Plans for Gaza

[Note: as previously announced, some Perspectives, labeled as Perversities, will be less somber and serious]

Following repeated demands for details of his plan for a U.S. take-over of the Gaza strip, President Trump today outlined his basic design for a Gazan Riviera; in his words, “a beautiful Gaziera.”

“As seen in the video I aired on Truth Social,” he proclaimed in a stunning press conference, “at the center will be the Trump Gaza Resort, modeled on Mar-a-Lago. Attached to this will be a Statuary Hall of the Stable Genius with replicas of myself – pending, of course, the inevitable aculpting of my likeness on Mount Rushmore."

Trump further explained that the development would focus on luxurious ($100 million and up) homes for his fellow billionaires. “After my coming tax cuts for the wealthy,” he added, “they will be out looking for more posh homes to add to their existing mansions.”

A special feature will be a compound for Elon Musk’s children. Trump pointed out that this would, of course, require space for future expansion.

When asked about the future of the 2.2 Palestinians currently in Gaza, Trump’s response was vehement: “Why do you think I’m acquiring Greenland? With 836,000 square miles, the paltry 57,000 current inhabitants are selfish to claim it all for themselves. They can easily accommodate all of Gaza.”

“And in fact, that would still leave room for the Ukrainians.”